My awkward is so funny..it's serious

Live life, Breath air, I know somehow I'm gonna get there... HEY I'm awkward, in public ofcourse. In the privacy of my own home I'm the fucking shit

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HELP, i won ANOTHER free ipad! i had to kick my son out of the house to fill his room with all the ipads. i’m running out of space to put them. why must i be the one to spot the difference 90% of people can’t? why was i the chosen one

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I took a shit in my grandma’s cat’s litterbox when I was like 13 and my whole family was wilding out trying to figure out why the cat took such a huge dump. Then they took her to the vet and we found out she has feline HIV so in a way, I helped her.

this story was wild from start to finish

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